1 00:01:35,690 --> 00:01:36,690 Great! 2 00:01:37,259 --> 00:01:38,499 You look even better in person. 3 00:01:39,149 --> 00:01:40,149 Yeah, you too. 4 00:01:41,170 --> 00:01:42,170 Where are you from? 5 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:43,570 Ireland. 6 00:01:44,209 --> 00:01:45,266 Just came here for business. 7 00:01:45,290 --> 00:01:46,290 What about yourself? 8 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:48,030 Upstate New York. 9 00:02:04,229 --> 00:02:05,330 You're a feisty one. 10 00:02:05,530 --> 00:02:06,530 You know it, Daddy. 11 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:12,590 Come to bed, Daddy. 12 00:02:13,970 --> 00:02:14,970 How old are you? 13 00:02:15,190 --> 00:02:16,190 29. 14 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:20,450 Well, I'm only 39, so I'm definitely not old enough to be your daddy. 15 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,120 Oh, you're a great kisser. 16 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,160 Oh, you too. 17 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,860 What are you working at? 18 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:31,360 IT. 19 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:32,620 Hello. 20 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:41,680 A what? 21 00:02:43,940 --> 00:02:45,790 I've never seen one like that before. 22 00:02:47,170 --> 00:02:48,170 Like what? 23 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:49,630 Like yours. 24 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,090 I've never seen an uncut penis before. 25 00:02:55,730 --> 00:02:56,730 Ah, okay. 26 00:03:01,350 --> 00:03:02,370 Are you? 27 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:03,630 Yeah. 28 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,530 I've never seen one in real life before. 29 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:08,030 Really? 30 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:11,015 It looks weird. 31 00:03:11,330 --> 00:03:12,330 That's not weird. 32 00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:14,210 Yours is the altered one. 33 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:16,090 There's so much skin. 34 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:17,510 That's not so much skin. 35 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:18,530 That's normal. 36 00:03:24,114 --> 00:03:25,330 Is it clean? 37 00:03:26,460 --> 00:03:27,460 Yes, it's clean. 38 00:03:28,110 --> 00:03:29,990 So, how do I use it? 39 00:03:30,780 --> 00:03:32,380 Like any of the ones you've used before. 40 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,050 Is it safe? 41 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:44,310 Of course it's safe. 42 00:03:45,930 --> 00:03:48,770 I heard that uncut guys just aren't as clean. 43 00:03:49,945 --> 00:03:53,690 I mean, cut guys are much less likely to have HIV or an STD. 44 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,500 That's a silly myth. 45 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:59,390 The only difference is you are less sensitive down there than I am. 46 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:03,230 Why don't you get it cut? 47 00:04:03,704 --> 00:04:05,850 Sorry, why don't I get circumcised? 48 00:04:06,110 --> 00:04:07,790 Yeah, it's better. 49 00:04:08,370 --> 00:04:09,370 Said who? 50 00:04:10,010 --> 00:04:11,010 It's cleaner. 51 00:04:11,695 --> 00:04:12,695 God wanted it that way. 52 00:04:13,490 --> 00:04:17,791 If God wanted it that way, wouldn't she have made us without one in the first place? 53 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:21,450 Ah, are you Jewish? 54 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:22,310 No. 55 00:04:22,311 --> 00:04:23,311 Muslim? 56 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:25,730 No, I'm Christian. 57 00:04:26,705 --> 00:04:29,990 Well, your God said that didn't have to be removed then. 58 00:04:35,410 --> 00:04:37,890 But I know loads of Christian guys here that are cut. 59 00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:42,230 That's because some frigid old man taught masturbation was a sin. 60 00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:45,890 What are you talking about? 61 00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:47,610 Really? 62 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,330 No. 63 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,440 You know Mr. Kellogg? 64 00:04:52,510 --> 00:04:53,510 Yes. 65 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:56,810 This is a true story by the way. 66 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:01,247 So, John Harvey Kellogg was part of some crazy 67 00:05:01,248 --> 00:05:03,590 religious group that believed masturbation was a sin. 68 00:05:04,090 --> 00:05:07,160 He thought a bland diet would make teenage boys and teenage 69 00:05:07,161 --> 00:05:09,890 girls less horny so he developed Kellogg's Corn Flakes. 70 00:05:10,530 --> 00:05:14,830 He was also a doctor that recommended circumcising teenagers at a young age so 71 00:05:14,831 --> 00:05:16,791 that they wouldn't touch themselves later in life. 72 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,981 He also supposedly was celibate for the 40 years of 73 00:05:19,982 --> 00:05:22,150 a marriage apart from when he wanted to have kids. 74 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:23,830 That can't be right. 75 00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:25,170 It is. 76 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:27,294 There's no need for young boys to be circumcised 77 00:05:27,295 --> 00:05:29,631 unless it's for religious or medical purposes. 78 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,390 You're cut because it's cultural. 79 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:34,123 Back in the day, only rich women could have babies 80 00:05:34,124 --> 00:05:36,351 in hospitals and that's where the trend started. 81 00:05:36,580 --> 00:05:38,130 And sadly, it has never gone away. 82 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:42,310 Having your foreskin removed showed that you were from a rich family. 83 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:46,450 Fascinating. 84 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:54,680 This is serious. 85 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:58,150 But babies don't feel the pain. 86 00:05:58,580 --> 00:05:59,790 Of course they do. 87 00:06:00,315 --> 00:06:02,315 How would you feel if I took a blade to your penis? 88 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:03,690 But I don't remember it. 89 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:04,770 Of course you don't. 90 00:06:04,771 --> 00:06:05,530 You were a baby. 91 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:06,760 Jesus Christ. 92 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:15,190 What are you doing? 93 00:06:15,550 --> 00:06:17,970 Imagine doing that with a blade. 94 00:06:20,864 --> 00:06:21,864 Exactly. 95 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,580 I really think it would look better cut. 96 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:45,880 That's it. 97 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:46,960 Out.